Hold onto your parking permits, folks — UW-Superior’s turning curbside compliance into a goldmine with their newest campus celebrity: the ticket writer with no chill. You thought tuition was the scam? Think again. This isn’t just about expired meters — it’s a full-blown traffic purgatory. Monday, we dig into how UWS turned a glorified hall monitor into their most profitable ticket predator. Spoiler: It ain’t about safety — it’s about suckin’ every last quarter outta your glove box.

Stay tuned — this ticket tale’s got more drama than a dorm room breakup.