Union Love Lost: Why Mayor Jim’s Hand-Picked Crew Can’t Score a Hard-Hat Hug

❌ What the Letters Actually Say

The gas plant risks “serious harm to health, safety, economy, and cultural heritage.” – Jim Paine, in his official NTEC objection letter

The project “only creates risks for the community without benefits to offset the risks.” – Councilor Garner Moffat

“Even though NTEC may decrease overall CO₂ in MISO, the city would see an increase in CO₂ emissions.” – Councilor Nick Ledin

Three letters, all Mayor Jims chorus: Gas bad, jobs meh. Way to support your district.

Mayor Jim Paine puppets with two bearded dummies wearing brown pants and plaid blue shirt, one with a collar tag and the other holding a wooden gavel, in an indoor office-like room with blue curtains

 


Why Unions Rolled Their Eyes

1. 350 Union Paychecks Vaporized

NTEC’s build phase meant about 350 union construction jobs. You trash the plant, you torched peoples wages.

2. Copy-Paste Messaging

The mayor pens a doom scroll, his favorites echo it word-for-word. Hard hats can smell an orchestrated talking point the way a welder smells burnt insulation.

3. Contrast Candidate Records

When labor asked, “Who’s guarding our paychecks?” the mayor’s crew pointed at a PowerPoint about carbon.


Parody newspaper front page showing Mayor Jim Paine and city officials at a podium, bold red headline 'MAYOR'S CREW GETS UNION BOOT!' with workers in hard hats in the foreground

The Political Math

Hard-hat endorsement = volunteers + yard signs + checks.
Anti-plant letter = viral kudos from College Professors.
Election Day reward system? Still strictly cash and shoe-leather.


SoupNutz Mic-Drop

Mayor Jim’s voting bloc  chose a megaphone over a toolbox. The unions chose people who bring lunch pails, not speeches. Funny how that works.

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“Honk if Your Wallet Got Pained” on a yellow car with Mayor Jim Pain, City Hall signs, tax-budget money, and bold red-and-white grunge text.

Pick The Bumper Sticker That Hurts City Hall’s Feelings

We’re putting the bumper stickers to a vote, because democracy should occasionally do something useful between potholes and press releases. Pick the one you’d actually slap on your car, truck, laptop, beer fridge, or emotionally damaged snowblower. The winner gets printed, and yes, City Hall can have one too — assuming they can find room between the excuses, title plaques, and the taxpayer-funded jazz hands.

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