About Deadbeats with Spreadsheets
Welcome to the official home of Deadbeats with Spreadsheets — the jazz-funk roast anthem born out of Superior, Wisconsin’s most ridiculous city council circus.
This isn’t just a song. It’s a soundtrack to municipal madness.
The song takes actual city hall drama — from chickens and ProPrint contracts to the Cone of Silence™ and liquor license revenge plots — and turns it into a funk-fueled jazz track with horns, sarcasm, and backup singers shouting “FINAL NOTICE!”
Think Parliament Funkadelic meets George Carlin.
Think satire, but with a bassline.
Think Superior politics, but finally honest.
Why this song exists:
Because if the city’s going to run like a joke, someone might as well write the theme music.
Want to laugh, rage, and maybe even dance at the absurdity? Hit play.
And remember: In Superior, the only thing that gets paid on time… is the spin.
On October 24, 2024, Ian Cuypers filed a federal civil rights complaint alleging that Superior Police Department officers used excessive force during a traffic stop and later pursued unsupported criminal charges. The lawsuit seeks damages for physical injury, emotional trauma, and malicious prosecution.
In March 2024, Superior Police Chief Paul Winterscheidt coordinated a meeting with a Superior Telegram reporter to discuss a Feb. 28 traffic stop where a Taser was used on Ian Cuypers.
In April 2024, Superior Police Chief Paul Winterscheidt sent a detailed email to a city councilor and resident defending a taser use during a traffic stop. The exchange highlights public concern, official justification, and transparency claims.
In spring 2024, Superior Police Chief Paul Winterscheidt exchanged emails with other agencies seeking an external expert to review a use-of-force incident. The correspondence reveals concerns about trial preparation, public scrutiny, and independent validation.
In May and June 2024, Superior Police Chief Paul Winterscheidt coordinated with regional law enforcement and training officials to secure an independent DAAT expert to review a use-of-force incident. The emails reflect transparency efforts, inter-agency communication, and preparation for potential courtroom testimony.
In March 2024, the City of Superior paid Fryberger Law Firm nearly $3,900 for legal services tied to the General Mills Dock HAP grant and the Lidgerwood Mundy TID 16 development project, detailing extensive work on development agreements and tax increment financing.
In March 2024, the City of Superior paid Stafford Rosenbaum LLP $236 for legal review of a construction completion report related to SWLP and MGP contamination near the wastewater treatment plant.
In February 2024, the City of Superior paid Stafford Rosenbaum LLP $186 for legal services related to environmental issues associated with NTEC, including review of construction phases and correspondence with the mayor.
In February 2024, the City of Superior paid Fryberger Law Firm for legal services related to the General Mills Dock HAP grant, bond prepayment, and Fraser Shipyards financing. The invoices detail hours billed, project descriptions, and taxpayer-funded legal costs.
