[Intro]
Yeah… SoupNutz in the building!
Superior, Duluth — who’s floppin’ harder, huh?
Check it.

[Verse 1]
Mayor Reinert scrollin’ headlines, saw Paine on the ropes,
Said “Hold my beer, watch this, I’ll tighten the scopes.”
Flock cams clicking like paparazzi spies,
Logging Toyotas, Hondas — where you sleep, where you drive.

They say “not people, just plates”,
But that’s like sayin’ “we’re not snoopin’, just keepin’ a list.”
Transparency vanished, council inbox gone,
Emails tossed quicker than a pothole bond.

[Hook]
We got flocked! Yeah, cameras on the block,
Fourth Amendment treated like a TikTok.
Delete the inbox, pull up the cam shot,
Northland democracy — optional, why not?

[Verse 2]
Paine across the bridge, playin’ legal roulette,
Forty cases tossed — “oops, did we forget?”
Cops suing cops, tasers in the breeze,
Civil rights complaints fall like autumn leaves.

Both mayors smilin’, sayin’ “safety first,”
Translation: “Your privacy’s already in a hearse.”
Reinert’s spin: “more privacy for you!”
Nah bro, less sunlight, more shade in the room.

[Hook]
We got flocked! Yeah, cameras on the block,
Emails missing like that grant money pot.
Transparency’s allergic, freedom on the clock,
Superior or Duluth — same Netflix doc.

[Bridge]
“Responsible use,” that’s the line they preach,
But that’s like sayin’ “I’ll responsibly overeat.”
Fish fry, cheese curd, funnel cake fries,
“Only for safety” — yeah, tell that lie.

Northland mayors, improv kings,
Optional democracy, puppet strings.

[Verse 3]
Paine says “due process,” Reinert says “transparency,”
Translation: both in a comedy parody.
The Constitution seasonal, like snow plows in May,
Or Grandma’s Marathon blockin’ your way.

Public service? Nah, it’s a side quest,
We’re flocked, we’re tossed, Northland’s blessed.

[Hook – Outro]
We got flocked! Duluth on the cam dock,
Superior with lawsuits that never stop.
Fourth Amendment treated like a prop,
Northland democracy — optional, full stop.