Well, well, look who tucked it in and changed their profile pic. Mayor Jim “My Cousins Dad” Paine has apparently swapped his mug on the city’s website for a woman’s photo—because nothing screams leadership like digital drag and identity confusion. We now have definitive proof: Jim isn’t just the Twin Ports’ biggest cuck, he dethroned Duluth Mayor Roger Reinert and stole his neck pillow on the way out. At this point, Jim’s got less spine than a jellyfish on ketamine. But hey, if you can’t lead the city, at least you can catfish it.

“I identify as someone else who can handle responsibility,” sources claim.