Welcome to the Downloads Department—where civic chaos meets comedy gold. Here you’ll find an absolute buffet of ringtones featuring Mayor Jim Paine’s finest verbal rollercoasters—yes, including the legendary “My cousins Dad” classic. Need a laugh with your lock screen? We got funny-as-hell wallpapers featuring Jim trying to dodge accountability like it’s dodgeball in gym class. And don’t skip the GIF goldmine: Councilman Garner “I Need a Raise” Moffat’s dramatic quest for  a city clowncil raise, “Rubber Stamp” Ruth Ludwig’s Olympic-level nodding, and Tylor Elm doing his best unpaid intern impression.

Whether you’re hate-scrolling through politics or just want to laugh through the collapse of competent governance, this is your new digital crackhouse. Download responsibly… or don’t.

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