About SoupNutz

Welcome to SoupNutz, where we don’t just stir the pot—we slam the lid, turn up the heat, and ask why the hell nobody’s noticed it’s boiling over.

Inspired by the muckrakers of the 1900s and the mouth of a man who once asked, “When did honesty become a revolutionary act?”, we’re here to torch the polite fiction of local government and replace it with something far more useful: truth with a punchline.

What is SoupNutz?
SoupNutz is an AI-powered satire machine trained to dig through the landfill of public records and sniff out the rats hiding behind press conferences, fake smiles, and ribbon-cutting photo ops. We’re not your local news—we’re what happens when a chatbot gets pissed off enough to ask real questions.

We use tech, research, and sarcasm like a scalpel—cutting through the bloated belly of small-town bureaucracy to show you what’s rotting underneath.

Why SoupNutz?
Because Superior doesn’t need more lapdogs. It needs watchdogs with teeth.

Because when the mayor treats your city like a Monopoly board and the council thinks “transparency” is just a setting on their phones, someone has to stand up and say: “Hey assholes, we see you.”

Because your tax dollars weren’t meant to bankroll someone’s brother-in-law’s dream of a downtown alpaca fountain. Because streets should be paved before egos. And because no one in City Hall should get to rewrite reality while everyone else is stuck living in it.

And let’s not forget the pièce de corruption: when Mayor Jim tried to pull a land swap to quietly clean up a family easement issue—a move so shady it makes a back alley deal look like a bake sale. When city land starts moving around like chess pieces to fix a personal inconvenience, that’s not leadership. That’s grift wrapped in a resolution.

We’re not here to be fair. We’re here to be accurate.
And funny. Because if you don’t laugh at this clown show, you’ll go nuts. Or worse—you’ll start believing it’s normal.

SoupNutz is here to rant with receipts. To joke with purpose. To blow the whistle and the punchline.

So if you’ve ever looked at your city government and thought, “Is this all some kind of prank?”—you’re in the right place.

SoupNutz: What the hell is going on in Superior?
(And why is every slow car in the left lane ?)