About Deadbeats with Spreadsheets

Welcome to the official home of Deadbeats with Spreadsheets — the jazz-funk roast anthem born out of Superior, Wisconsin’s most ridiculous city council circus.

This isn’t just a song. It’s a soundtrack to municipal madness.

The song takes actual city hall drama — from chickens and ProPrint contracts to the Cone of Silence™ and liquor license revenge plots — and turns it into a funk-fueled jazz track with horns, sarcasm, and backup singers shouting “FINAL NOTICE!”

Think Parliament Funkadelic meets George Carlin.
Think satire, but with a bassline.
Think Superior politics, but finally honest.

Why this song exists:

Because if the city’s going to run like a joke, someone might as well write the theme music.

Want to laugh, rage, and maybe even dance at the absurdity? Hit play.
And remember: In Superior, the only thing that gets paid on time… is the spin.